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Open calls/CCC-CT-0901

Aug 4, 2026 · A parking garage of your choosing

Professional Anonymous Source

OPEN
Civic TheaterDay PlayerEyes Only

You will be quoted as “a person familiar with the matter.” The matter will be provided. Familiarity is optional.

Compensation
Untraceable, which is to say: a gift card
Desk
Floor 1, Lectern Wing

Duties

  • Stand near concrete and look like you have a train to catch
  • Provide a quote that is 40% atmosphere
  • Deny having spoken to anyone, including us
  • Own a coat with a decent collar

Requirements

  • A face that photographs as “could be anyone”
  • Willingness to be described as “not authorized to speak”
  • Must not actually leak anything real
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