Open calls/CCC-CT-0901
Aug 4, 2026 · A parking garage of your choosing
Professional Anonymous Source
Civic TheaterDay PlayerEyes Only
You will be quoted as “a person familiar with the matter.” The matter will be provided. Familiarity is optional.
- Compensation
- Untraceable, which is to say: a gift card
- Desk
- Floor 1, Lectern Wing
Duties
- Stand near concrete and look like you have a train to catch
- Provide a quote that is 40% atmosphere
- Deny having spoken to anyone, including us
- Own a coat with a decent collar
Requirements
- A face that photographs as “could be anyone”
- Willingness to be described as “not authorized to speak”
- Must not actually leak anything real