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Roster · names withheld
Talent we can almost print Headshots redacted. Codes are sequential until they are not. If you recognize yourself, you have already been paid, or you are about to be disappointed.
T-014
Both-Sides Panelist 2014–present
Owns three identical jackets.
T-108
Retired Official 2008–present
The pause has its own agent.
T-047
Ranch Extra 1947, with residuals
Still will not discuss the balloon.
T-069
Grip, Gray Dust 1969, closed
Boots framed in the commissary.
T-331
Lake Operator Seasonal
Requests a quieter sonar.
T-512
Thought Leader Day player
Posts from a car that is a rental.
T-002
Literal Bad Actor Open call
Do not send reels. That is the point.
T-776
Tribute Continuity Holiday
Grocery-store sightings are not booked.
T-404
Simulation QA Weekends
Keeps reporting the same dog.
T-900
Hold Music Perpetual
Has not resolved a chord since hire.
T-033
Handshake Coach Fraternal, closed
The mezzanine was the secret.
T-197
Terms of Service Unfilled
Chair is still warm. Nobody sat.
Central Casting Company seal CENTRAL CASTING COMPANY · 1947 Central Casting Company
Est. 1947 · Placement rate 99.97%
A fictional talent concern. Civic theater, atmospheric effects, cryptids, continuity, and the rest of the pageant. We are not a government, not a party, and not the Hollywood extra service of a similar name.
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