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Open calls/CCC-CR-1872

Apr 21, 2026 · A loch, a lake, a reservoir with good press

Lake Operator (Mechanical)

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A modest apparatus produces a hump, then a second hump, then a tourist. Maintenance is the job. Mystery is the product. The apparatus is the size of a generous kayak.

Compensation
Seasonal, plus a rowboat
Desk
Loading dock after dusk

Duties

  • Deploy the hump when the tour boat is at the mark
  • Retrieve the hump before sonar gets ambitious
  • Wave at children only if the director says so

Requirements

  • Comfort with cold water and older motors
  • Will not tell the gift shop how it works
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