Open calls/CCC-CM-0002
Sep 1, 2026 · Wherever authenticity is required
Literal Bad Actor
Consumer MythologyPrincipalPublic
We are oversupplied with people who can act. We are undersupplied with people who cannot. Certain productions require a principal so unconvincing that the audience assumes the scene is documentary. If you have trained, do not apply. If your loved ones have asked you to stop doing bits, do apply.
- Compensation
- Scale, ironically
- Desk
- Prop kitchen
Duties
- Miss the mark and sell the miss
- Deliver product names as if they hurt
- Cry only with the wrong eye
- Never improve
Requirements
- No conservatory. No “the work.” No workshopping the workshop.
- A willingness to be told you were perfect because you were not