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Open calls/CCC-SP-0888

May 28, 2026 · Sideline, tunnel, birthday parties in the off-season

Mascot Continuity

OPEN
Sports EntertainmentRetainerPublic

The bird is never the same bird. The job is making sure nobody notices the zipper, the swap, or the fact that the bird has been to three cities in a day.

Compensation
Union fur-rate
Desk
Tunnel 4

Duties

  • Time the head removal to a place without phones
  • Keep the bit consistent across operators
  • Hydrate the person in the suit. They are the talent.

Requirements

  • Respect for people who work in foam
  • Must not reveal which athlete is secretly the bird. None of them are. That rumor was a different desk.
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