Open calls/CCC-CT-2077
Jul 2, 2026 · A porch, a book tour, or “undisclosed”
Retired Official, Available for Comment
Civic TheaterContractNeed-to-Know
The production needs a person who used to be in the room and is now willing to describe the furniture. Actual secrets will not be provided, which is a relief for everyone.
- Compensation
- Memoir advance adjacent
- Desk
- Floor 1, Lectern Wing
Duties
- Say “what I can tell you is” and then tell them nothing operational
- Own a thoughtful pause
- Refer to former colleagues as “serious people”
- Decline to speculate, then speculate in a statesmanlike way
Requirements
- A title that used to impress your parents
- Comfort with being introduced as “someone who would know”
- No outstanding memoirs that contradict the current one