Open calls/CCC-CT-2266
Jul 22, 2026 · Wherever the map is pinkish
Swing-District Moderate
Civic TheaterContractPublic
We need a principal who can be introduced as the grown-up in the room and then sit very still while the room happens around them.
- Compensation
- Consultant-adjacent
- Desk
- Floor 1, Lectern Wing
Duties
- Split differences that were not asking to be split
- Issue a statement beginning with “now is not the time”
- Own a sensible haircut
- Cross an aisle that has been taped to the floor for blocking
Requirements
- The word “pragmatism” should not make you laugh
- Able to disappoint two groups at once, evenly
- Must return the aisle tape at wrap