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Open calls/CCC-CT-2266

Jul 22, 2026 · Wherever the map is pinkish

Swing-District Moderate

OPEN
Civic TheaterContractPublic

We need a principal who can be introduced as the grown-up in the room and then sit very still while the room happens around them.

Compensation
Consultant-adjacent
Desk
Floor 1, Lectern Wing

Duties

  • Split differences that were not asking to be split
  • Issue a statement beginning with “now is not the time”
  • Own a sensible haircut
  • Cross an aisle that has been taped to the floor for blocking

Requirements

  • The word “pragmatism” should not make you laugh
  • Able to disappoint two groups at once, evenly
  • Must return the aisle tape at wrap
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