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Open calls/CCC-CT-0514

Jun 18, 2026 · Main Street, population seasonal

Mayor of a Town Not on Most Maps

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Civic TheaterPrincipalNeed-to-Know

A small-town principal is required for a production involving pie contests, a water tower, and a secret that turns out to be zoning. The town is a set. The pie is real.

Compensation
A key to a city that may be metaphorical
Desk
Floor 1, Lectern Wing

Duties

  • Know everyone's dog
  • Preside over a council that agrees too quickly
  • Point at a mural as if you commissioned it
  • Keep the water tower painted

Requirements

  • A smile that has been to a parade
  • Willingness to live, for the run, in a place with one good diner
  • Must not attempt to incorporate an actual municipality
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