1977 · Private, Memphis-adjacent
Tribute Continuity
Consumer Mythology
A lookalike booking that outlived the original run. Still taking holiday work. Please do not write to us about sightings in grocery stores. That is a different union.
Desk file →Desks/Prop kitchen
Consumer Mythology
Authentic moments, stock families, and the photographer who was always just passing by. If it felt discovered, it was scheduled.
Open on this desk
CCC-CM-0002
PrincipalLiteral Bad Actor
Consumer Mythology · Wherever authenticity is required
We are oversupplied with people who can act. We are undersupplied with people who cannot. Certain productions require a principal so unconvincing that the audience assumes the scene is documentary. If you have trained, do not apply. If your loved ones have asked you to stop doing bits, do apply.
Sep 1, 2026Open call →
CCC-CM-5150
Day PlayerAuthentic Moment Photographer
Consumer Mythology · Just around the corner, coincidentally
You will be “just passing by” when the sandwich is lifted, the dog is heroic, and the couple laughs on cue. The candid is on a shot list. The joy can still be real. That is the craft.
Jul 19, 2026Open call →
On the archive
1955 · The American Weekend
Perfect Lawn Extra
Consumer Mythology
Mowed in straight lines toward a camera that was a neighbor. The hedge remains in syndication.
Desk file →1985 · Seasonal, national
Mall Santa Continuity
Consumer Mythology
The beard is never the same beard. Children do not notice. That is the craft, and also the union.
Desk file →2014 · A lawn, then the internet
Ice Bucket Originator (Retroactive)
Consumer Mythology
Cast after the fact, which is the only honest way to staff a trend. The water was cold in every telling.
Desk file →2020 · A kitchen, every kitchen
Starter Handler, National
Consumer Mythology
Fed a culture so the culture would have a hobby. The bread was real. The sudden expertise was casting.
Desk file →2009 · A picnic that never ended
Stock Photo Family, Unit
Consumer Mythology
Still laughing at a salad. Still available in high resolution. Still not your relatives, unless they are, in which case call your mother.
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